Teeth

So, this girl, she lives next to a nuclear power plant and there is a young boy and girl, whose parents are getting married, playing in a pool. The little boy says, “If you show me yours, I’ll show you mine.” And the little boy puts his finger under the water and screams; he pulls it out and his finger is badly cut.
13 or so years later, the same girl is in high school, head of the Purity Club. She travels from elementary to elementary to talk to kids about waiting for marriage to have sex. Her brother has become a Goth/sex addict with vagina-phobia (just to clarify, he only likes anal sex) because of the incident as a kid.
Later, Purity Girl and the boy she likes go to a lake to spend some time alone together. The boy is a little less than satisfied with his sexual situation and tries to take advantage of Purity Girl. What he doesn’t know is that what goes in to Purity Girl’s vagina doesn’t come out. The set of shark-like teeth in Purity Girls vag bite off his entire Johnson and spits it out on a rock.
By now you should be wondering if this plot is a creation of my own twisted imagination but no, it is not. This is a real movie and is on the shelf at your local video store. Surprised? I was too. Back to the story!
After the cock-gobbling, Purity Girl does research about a mythical creature who has a similar condition. She discovers that the monster in her vagina can only be conquered by a great hero.
Through a series of sexual encounters, Purity Girl discovers that consent is the key to unlock the dick-eating vagina. She finds out that if she wants to have sex with the person, she can control the teeth and prevent them from harming men.
I’m forced to wonder what influenced the creators of this film to write such a terrible movie: are they making a statement about free speech? Or are they trying to discourage people from having frivolous unprotected sex? Or are they just incredibly stupid?
Terrible movie.